Daniel: Are you crying?Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
• Episode: Grin and Bear It • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alexis [whispers to Wilhelmina]: I'm not wearing a bra
Wilhelmina: power move
• Episode: Grin and Bear It • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wilhelmina: Someone has to teach you how to be a woman again..
Alexis: It's so frustrating.. it's like I finally got the sports car I always wanted but I forgot how to drive the stick.. only in this case it's automatic
• Episode: Betty's Wait Problem • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alexis [referring to the cheeseburger Daniel gave her]: Hey I'm not picky, up until yesterday i was eating out of a tube
• Episode: Family/Affair • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hitman: ...because once you get off this elevator you'll never see me again
[Alexis is about to get off elevator and sees Daniel and Jordan kissing, gets back on]
Alexis: Okay, I don't see you again after the lobby
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jordan: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different. New haircut?
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rodrigo: We need to celebrate, pour some more champagne. I'll light some candles and run us a bath
Alexis: Cheesy, but it works
• Episode: Secretaries' Day • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rodrigo: So why wouldn't you want to go to Brazil with me?
Alexis: For one, I have sideburns and a mustache in my passport photo
• Episode: Secretaries' Day • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alexis: Do you need a condom? I've got one in my wallet.
Rodrigo: This is your first time as a girl, isn't it?
• Episode: Petra-Gate • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 25
