Betty: Or when your dog eats all my foodAmanda: That was "Bad Ronald"
Betty: There is no "Bad Ronald," it's you, "Bad Amanda"
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Amanda: Every week the village voice lists all the gallery openings in Chelsea. I always pick the ones with the ugliest art
Betty: Why?
Amanda: They have the best booze. They figure the drunker you are, the more likely you are to actually buy all this crap
Betty: I actually think this is really neat
Amanda: Okay, now I'm cutting you off
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Amanda: Don't you ever get free samples of ice cream?
Betty: Yeah but then I buy an ice cream cone
Amanda: Of course you do
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: I warned you that that place was too expensive didn't I? you just said you had to eat ramen
Christina: Which would have worked if Amanda wasn't eating all my ramen... and she denies it! She just says there's an old crazy man who lives inside my walls and comes out at night to eat my food. She calls him "Bad Ronald."
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: I can barely pay my rent, oh, which is due tomorrow. I almost forgot.
Hilda: Is juice moocher pitching in?
Betty: Well I've been dropping hints all week
Hilda: Yeah, have you tried, "Where's my rent, bitch?"
Betty: No
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: Hey Marc
Marc: Marc isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number he'll never speak to you again you odious sea cow, Betty
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: Marc, you're a gay man in the fashion industry you have plenty of advantages
Marc: That gets me nothing
Random Gay: Madonna, tickets, backstage passes
Marc: Thanks bitch!
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: You help them meet their quota
Betty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: Papi, I need a pan of of your capirotada and a spoon... two spoons, I need one going at all times
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 134
