Betty: I can barely pay my rent, oh, which is due tomorrow. I almost forgot.Hilda: Is juice moocher pitching in?
Betty: Well I've been dropping hints all week
Hilda: Yeah, have you tried, "Where's my rent, bitch?"
Betty: No
• Episode: Bad Amanda • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: You gotta take every advantage you get in this life. When I gotta go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top and thanks to the pointer sister right here, the meat man puts me in the front of the line.. Is that fair? No. So what? Who cares?
Ignacio: Thank you I can never show my face in that butcher shop again
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: A guy in a car once told me I could be a model
Betty: I know I stopped you from getting in that car
• Episode: Grin and Bear It • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: Sorry we couldn't take your shoes off before you went to bed but we could not untie those double knots
Henry: I get nervous about tripping
• Episode: Betty's Wait Problem • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face
• Episode: Family/Affair • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: You see this gray hair? This one is called "Santos almost died." I'm not willing to risk another one, so just sit back, relax.
• Episode: How Betty Got Her Grieve Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: We're trying to plan a wedding here
Santos: That's right, best man. What you don't want to help with this?
Justin: I told mom if she went with the green organze for the brides maids, she's on her own
• Episode: East Side Story • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: She wants me to fill out mom's side of the tree
Hilda: ...and you can climb it with those toenails
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda [translating Curandera's fortune]: ...and the answer is behind the tree
Betty: What does that mean?
Hilda: It means the woman is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.
Hilda [to Curandera]: Thank you, gracias, goodbye Mrs Crazy
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 45
