Hilda: You gotta take every advantage you get in this life. When I gotta go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top and thanks to the pointer sister right here, the meat man puts me in the front of the line.. Is that fair? No. So what? Who cares?Ignacio: Thank you I can never show my face in that butcher shop again
• Episode: When Betty Met YETI • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vasquez: Sometimes I wake up, I miss my wife, sometimes my flan
Ignacio: You're insane
Vasquez: Just hungry
• Episode: Betty's Wait Problem • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ignacio: It's a tough decision but let me tell you waht to do . keep your mouth shut and get my ass home from Mexico
Betty: But Daniel is my boss
Ignacio: Oh yeah? Did your boss bring home in blanket from the hospital? Did your boss teach you to swim? Did your boss pull you off the tracks seconds before subway was about to crush you?
Betty: I didn't know you did that
Ignacio: I didn't but I was nervous the first two weren't impressive enough
• Episode: Family/Affair • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
[Betty is trying to cook for Henry and Ignacio is on the phone giving advice]
Ignacio: Just add cilantro.
Betty: I don't think I have cilantro. Can I just add extra cheese?
Ignacio: You didn't buy chili powder, and you used ketchup, so why not?
• Episode: East Side Story • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ignacio: and you just quit beauty school...
Hilda: I didn't want to quit, they just stopped appreciating all of this
• Episode: Secretaries' Day • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ignacio: Hilda, you were out with Santos. I heard you climb the drain pipe. Did he at least walk you to it and give you a boost?
Hilda: You never let up, God I hate this house! I'm so out of here when I'm fourty!
• Episode: Petra-Gate • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.
• Episode: Don't Ask, Don't Tell • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: Okay, there is no way you are going to her house!
Ignacio: Hilda, I need to meet the lawyer.
Hilda: Yeah, in an office with florescent lights and witnesses...
• Episode: Punch Out • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ignacio: Mrs Meade, what do you take in your coffee?
Claire: With vodka and ice, hold the coffee
• Episode: Icing on the Cake • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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