Justin [showing pictures of him playing basketball to Hilda]: This one almost went it, but I touched something gross on the pole• Episode: Betty's Wait Problem • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: You want some cereal... shoot I forgot to get the cereal.. which okay because we don't have any milk
Justin: Don't worry about it, we're making macaroni necklaces today, I'll just eat that
• Episode: How Betty Got Her Grieve Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: We're trying to plan a wedding here
Santos: That's right, best man. What you don't want to help with this?
Justin: I told mom if she went with the green organze for the brides maids, she's on her own
• Episode: East Side Story • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Justin: Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.
• Episode: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
[sees his mom cutting her nails]
Justin: Noo don't do it! Barbara didn't cut her nails to play Yentl, did she?
• Episode: Secretaries' Day • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Justin: That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.
• Episode: Petra-Gate • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
• Episode: Crush'd • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Justin: Eww, dad tried to take me out to fast food. Chicken nuggets are 15 points. It's almost bathing suit season
• Episode: Don't Ask, Don't Tell • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hilda: Succulent and flavor full, reminds me of me
Justin: Mom, inappropriate
• Episode: Ugly Berry • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Justin: One minute til curtain. This is the worst thing that has ever happened and I'm not exaggerating
• Episode: Derailed • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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